Log cabin?
Standing of Candidates
Weighted mentions in the trailing 30 days. A comment in Clutch Context counts 10 times.
| # | Yankee | Comments | Clutch | Weighted |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Will Warren | 3 | 2 | 21 |
| 2 | Spencer Jones | 10 | 1 | 19 |
| 3 | Anthony Volpe | 7 | 1 | 16 |
| 4 | Cam Schlittler | 5 | 1 | 14 |
| 5 | Cody Bellinger | 4 | 1 | 13 |
| 6 | George Lombard Jr. | 3 | 1 | 12 |
| 7 | David Bednar | 1 | 1 | 10 |
| 8 | Aaron Judge | 8 | 0 | 8 |
| 9 | Ben Rice | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 10 | Gerrit Cole | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 11 | Luis García Jr. | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 12 | Paul Goldschmidt | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 13 | Tim Hill | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Transfer History
Every term of residence since the Register opened, most recent first. The Hall of Former Residents.
202615 transfers · 8 Residents
| Resident | Term | Days | Disposition | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will Warren Designated after three commenters asked whether Warren was headed to the log cabin, with one reporting a line outside. | September 26, 2026 to present | 1 | in residence | |
| Cody Bellinger Designated after four commenters invoked the log cabin in late August and September, most wishing to share it with him. | September 20, 2026 to September 26, 2026 | 6 | out-mentioned by Will Warren | |
| Spencer Jones Designated after five commenters proposed shared cabin residence with him, one specifying woodchopping duties, between August and September 2026. | September 11, 2026 to September 20, 2026 | 9 | out-mentioned by Cody Bellinger | |
| Will Warren Designated after three commenters over two days inquired about the log cabin, one reporting a queue at its door. | September 7, 2026 to September 11, 2026 | 4 | out-mentioned by Spencer Jones | |
| George Lombard Jr. Designated after five commenters on August 5, 2026 proposed sharing a log cabin with him. | August 5, 2026 to September 7, 2026 | 33 | out-mentioned by Will Warren | |
| Ben Rice Designated after repeated commenters proposed shared cabin residence, one specifying woodchopping duties, during the spring and summer of 2026. | June 23, 2026 to August 5, 2026 | 43 | out-mentioned by George Lombard Jr. | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after multiple commenters in May 2026 called for his return to the log cabin and hearth. | June 15, 2026 to June 23, 2026 | 8 | out-mentioned by Ben Rice | |
| Cam Schlittler Designated after four commenters urged him to enter the cabin, one citing his firewood-chopping prospects. | May 16, 2026 to June 15, 2026 | 30 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after several April 2026 commenters requested cabin cohabitation with him, specifying firewood chopping as the household arrangement. | April 22, 2026 to May 16, 2026 | 24 | out-mentioned by Cam Schlittler | |
| Ben Rice Designated after five commenters expressed a wish to cohabit with him in a log cabin during April 2026. | April 19, 2026 to April 22, 2026 | 3 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after two commenters in April proposed log cabin cohabitation with the right fielder. | April 15, 2026 to April 19, 2026 | 4 | out-mentioned by Ben Rice | |
| Ben Rice Designated after four commenters, over six days, requested cohabitation in a log cabin, one citing woodchopping. | April 3, 2026 to April 15, 2026 | 12 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after commenters proposed shared cabin residence with him and another announced that construction of the cabin was underway. | March 28, 2026 to April 3, 2026 | 6 | out-mentioned by Ben Rice | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after a commenter noted he is already captain of the Log Cabin, in January 2026. | February 20, 2026 to March 28, 2026 | 36 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Cody Bellinger Designated after two commenters on January 21, 2026 responded to news of him by proposing cabin residence in the woods. | January 26, 2026 to February 20, 2026 | 25 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge |
202519 transfers · 10 Residents
| Resident | Term | Days | Disposition | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aaron Judge Designated after a commenter proposed a joint log cabin construction project, prompting the Bureau to appoint the right fielder Resident. | December 8, 2025 to January 26, 2026 | 49 | out-mentioned by Cody Bellinger | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after a commenter invited all present to celebrate inside the log cabin. | November 8, 2025 to December 8, 2025 | 30 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after two commenters proposed cohabitation in a woodland cabin, one of them describing wood chopping chores. | November 2, 2025 to November 8, 2025 | 6 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Cam Schlittler Designated after five commenters, all dated October 3, 2025, separately proposed shared cabin residence with the pitcher. | October 3, 2025 to November 2, 2025 | 30 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Ben Rice Designated after commenters in October 2025 repeatedly linked him to log cabins, including a pledge that he would build one. | October 2, 2025 to October 3, 2025 | 1 | out-mentioned by Cam Schlittler | |
| Trent Grisham Designated after three commenters, across August 2025, separately proposed a log cabin night for him without further specification. | August 30, 2025 to October 2, 2025 | 33 | out-mentioned by Ben Rice | |
| Cody Bellinger Designated after repeated commenter requests and declarations in July 2025 that he occupies, or should share, the Cabin. | July 31, 2025 to August 30, 2025 | 30 | out-mentioned by Trent Grisham | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after five commenters welcomed his return to the lineup and booked, reserved, or claimed the cabin on his behalf. | June 30, 2025 to July 31, 2025 | 31 | out-mentioned by Cody Bellinger | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after commenters in May and June 2025 demanded a log cabin for him, one predicting he would soon get hot. | June 16, 2025 to June 30, 2025 | 14 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Paul Goldschmidt Designated after a commenter proposed building a new wing onto the cabin to house him. | June 15, 2025 to June 16, 2025 | 1 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after five commenters across May and June 2025 named him their preferred occupant of a log cabin. | June 7, 2025 to June 15, 2025 | 8 | out-mentioned by Paul Goldschmidt | |
| J.C. Escarra Designated after two commenters on 8 May 2025 proposed cohabitation and issued a welcome to the cabin. | May 31, 2025 to June 7, 2025 | 7 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after five commenters in April and May 2025 expressed a wish to live with him in a log cabin. | May 16, 2025 to May 31, 2025 | 15 | out-mentioned by J.C. Escarra | |
| J.C. Escarra Designated after two commenters on 8 May 2025 proposed cohabitation and issued a formal welcome to the cabin. | May 9, 2025 to May 16, 2025 | 7 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Ben Rice Designated after commenters repeatedly proposed shared cabin residence and imagined him chopping wood in the woods. | April 13, 2025 to May 9, 2025 | 26 | out-mentioned by J.C. Escarra | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after commenters wished to share a log cabin with him and called him ageless despite projections favoring a rival. | April 2, 2025 to April 13, 2025 | 11 | out-mentioned by Ben Rice | |
| Max Fried Designated after a commenter proposed cohabitation and another noted the cabin door now bears a mezuzah. | March 20, 2025 to April 2, 2025 | 13 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Anthony Volpe Designated after a commenter reported spending time at the log cabin, which the Bureau accepted as a residency claim. | February 17, 2025 to March 20, 2025 | 31 | out-mentioned by Max Fried | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after a commenter on January 6, 2025 reported feeling drawn to the Cabin at the mention of him. | January 20, 2025 to February 17, 2025 | 28 | out-mentioned by Anthony Volpe |
202421 transfers · 9 Residents
| Resident | Term | Days | Disposition | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after a commenter proposed him as a log cabin companion suited to conversation. | December 31, 2024 to January 20, 2025 | 20 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after a commenter in December 2024 proposed that Judge be placed in a log cabin. | December 1, 2024 to December 31, 2024 | 30 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after five commenters on October 31, 2024 proposed sharing a log cabin with him, with firewood chopping named as his chore. | November 29, 2024 to December 1, 2024 | 2 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Anthony Volpe Designated after two commenters reported building his cabin and confirmed the log cabin following an embrace with Jeter. | November 26, 2024 to November 29, 2024 | 3 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after commenters proposed cohabitation with him following the Yankees reaching one win from the 2024 World Series. | October 20, 2024 to November 26, 2024 | 37 | out-mentioned by Anthony Volpe | |
| Luke Weaver Designated after commenters announced a change of address from the Voit cabin and granted him a private room for the night. | September 12, 2024 to October 20, 2024 | 38 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Austin Wells Designated after commenters repeatedly proposed sharing a log cabin with him, and one pictured him chopping firewood there. | September 10, 2024 to September 12, 2024 | 2 | out-mentioned by Luke Weaver | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after four commenters reported living, or wishing to live, in a log cabin with him during the August 2024 season. | August 27, 2024 to September 10, 2024 | 14 | out-mentioned by Austin Wells | |
| Jazz Chisholm Jr. Designated after five comments in July and August 2024 sought log cabin residence with him, or rights thereto. | August 5, 2024 to August 27, 2024 | 22 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Ben Rice Designated after several commenters in July 2024 proposed sharing a log cabin with him and urged that construction begin. | July 6, 2024 to August 5, 2024 | 30 | out-mentioned by Jazz Chisholm Jr. | |
| Alex Verdugo Designated after commenters urged a massive fur coat and a triumphant cabin entrance following his game on June 15, 2024. | June 15, 2024 to July 6, 2024 | 21 | out-mentioned by Ben Rice | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after commenters repeatedly proposed cabin cohabitation and one commenter posted two fashion campaign photographs of him in cabin settings. | June 9, 2024 to June 15, 2024 | 6 | out-mentioned by Alex Verdugo | |
| Juan Soto Designated after commenters in mid-2024 repeatedly proposed cohabitation in a log cabin with the right fielder, one citing Yankee construction. | June 8, 2024 to June 9, 2024 | 1 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after five commenters invoked a log cabin in May and June 2024, three proposing to share it with him. | June 7, 2024 to June 8, 2024 | 1 | out-mentioned by Juan Soto | |
| Alex Verdugo Designated after commenters on May 8, 2024 requested cabin memes and proposed a celebratory gathering at the cabin that night. | May 8, 2024 to June 7, 2024 | 30 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Juan Soto Designated after three commenters separately stated a wish to live in a log cabin with him. | March 28, 2024 to May 8, 2024 | 41 | out-mentioned by Alex Verdugo | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after two commenters expressed interest in cabin residence and cabin life during spring training, March 2024. | March 27, 2024 to March 28, 2024 | 1 | out-mentioned by Juan Soto | |
| Juan Soto Designated after two commenters in February 2024 proposed a log cabin in the woods as his residence. | February 25, 2024 to March 27, 2024 | 31 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after a commenter proposed a woodland cabin residence with him, and the Bureau found the wood chopping suitable. | February 20, 2024 to February 25, 2024 | 5 | out-mentioned by Juan Soto | |
| Juan Soto Designated after a January 2024 commenter asked him to open the log cabin. | January 25, 2024 to February 20, 2024 | 26 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after a commenter proposed sharing a woodland cabin with him and watching him chop firewood. | January 6, 2024 to January 25, 2024 | 19 | out-mentioned by Juan Soto |
202317 transfers · 13 Residents
| Resident | Term | Days | Disposition | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gleyber Torres Designated after one commenter expressed a wish to share a log cabin with him. | December 7, 2023 to January 6, 2024 | 30 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Oswald Peraza Designated after a commenter proposed a woodland cabin arrangement featuring daily firewood chopping. | October 14, 2023 to December 7, 2023 | 54 | out-mentioned by Gleyber Torres | |
| Jasson Domínguez Designated after two commenters proposed cabin cohabitation, one citing his Martian nickname and a carbon cabin on Mars. | September 4, 2023 to October 14, 2023 | 40 | out-mentioned by Oswald Peraza | |
| Anthony Volpe Designated in September 2023 after a commenter praised his youthful face and the Cabin was recorded as expanding in response. | September 3, 2023 to September 4, 2023 | 1 | out-mentioned by Jasson Domínguez | |
| Harrison Bader Designated after one commenter found him log cabin worthy on the condition that his hair be cut short. | September 2, 2023 to September 3, 2023 | 1 | out-mentioned by Anthony Volpe | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after commenters credited one Stanton swing with sending the whole fan base back to the log cabin. | August 3, 2023 to September 2, 2023 | 30 | out-mentioned by Harrison Bader | |
| Carlos Rodón Designated after commenters pledged to build a cabin and declared a new owner upon the pitching debut of Carlos Rodón. | July 16, 2023 to August 3, 2023 | 18 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after commenters in summer 2023 asked for a log cabin scented item and wondered about a cabin in the woods. | July 14, 2023 to July 16, 2023 | 2 | out-mentioned by Carlos Rodón | |
| Clay Holmes Designated after a June 2023 commenter imagined being alone with him in a cabin, which the Bureau accepted as sufficient grounds. | June 23, 2023 to July 14, 2023 | 21 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after five commenters proposed shared residence in a woodland cabin during a May 2023 game thread. | May 24, 2023 to June 23, 2023 | 30 | out-mentioned by Clay Holmes | |
| Jake Bauers Designated after commenters noted a cabin bore his name, then observed he would remain there alone on a freezing night. | May 15, 2023 to May 24, 2023 | 9 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Anthony Volpe Designated after three commenters in April 2023 proposed log cabin residence with the shortstop. | April 20, 2023 to May 15, 2023 | 25 | out-mentioned by Jake Bauers | |
| Franchy Cordero Designated after five commenters in April 2023 proposed adding him to the cabin, one calling the invitation earned. | April 12, 2023 to April 20, 2023 | 8 | out-mentioned by Anthony Volpe | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after commenters pictured him felling timber for the cabin, and another commenter corrected the record to read log cabin. | April 7, 2023 to April 12, 2023 | 5 | out-mentioned by Franchy Cordero | |
| Oswaldo Cabrera Designated after one commenter sought cohabitation and another solicited his views on log cabins, March 2023. | March 17, 2023 to April 7, 2023 | 21 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Carlos Rodón Designated after a commenter announced the cabin additions were ready and praised the spacious interior. | February 15, 2023 to March 17, 2023 | 30 | out-mentioned by Oswaldo Cabrera | |
| Tommy Kahnle Designated after a January 2023 commenter asked whether he was the new log cabin fantasy man. | January 15, 2023 to February 15, 2023 | 31 | out-mentioned by Carlos Rodón |
202219 transfers · 14 Residents
| Resident | Term | Days | Disposition | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carlos Rodón Designated after a commenter announced that a sauna would be installed in the log cabin, and another reported his invitation as pending. | December 26, 2022 to January 15, 2023 | 20 | out-mentioned by Tommy Kahnle | |
| Nestor Cortes Designated on the strength of a single commenter announcing that it was log cabin time in December 2022. | December 17, 2022 to December 26, 2022 | 9 | out-mentioned by Carlos Rodón | |
| Anthony Rizzo Designated after commenters proposed a woodland log cabin residence for him during the November 2022 offseason discussion. | November 23, 2022 to December 17, 2022 | 24 | out-mentioned by Nestor Cortes | |
| Harrison Bader Designated after five commenters proposed, invited, or welcomed him to the cabin in autumn 2022. | October 17, 2022 to November 23, 2022 | 37 | out-mentioned by Anthony Rizzo | |
| Oswaldo Cabrera Designated after commenters declared a log cabin had been built for him in September 2022. | October 14, 2022 to October 17, 2022 | 3 | out-mentioned by Harrison Bader | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after several commenters in autumn 2022 placed him in a log cabin during his record home run chase. | September 20, 2022 to October 14, 2022 | 24 | out-mentioned by Oswaldo Cabrera | |
| Oswaldo Cabrera Designated after commenters declared his log cabin status earned through defensive highlights and inquired about a commemorative plaque. | August 24, 2022 to September 20, 2022 | 27 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after repeated commenter requests in summer 2022 for a dedicated Judge cabin, with firewood chopping cited as the household chore. | August 16, 2022 to August 24, 2022 | 8 | out-mentioned by Oswaldo Cabrera | |
| Matt Carpenter Designated after commenters credited him with building the log cabin himself and asked when he would move in. | July 9, 2022 to August 16, 2022 | 38 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Clay Holmes Designated after July 2022 commenters called the pitcher a candidate for the log cabin and proposed sharing it. | July 8, 2022 to July 9, 2022 | 1 | out-mentioned by Matt Carpenter | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after commenters credited his late-inning heroics in June 2022 and repeatedly proposed him for cabin residency. | July 5, 2022 to July 8, 2022 | 3 | out-mentioned by Clay Holmes | |
| Jose Trevino Designated after commenters repeatedly proposed sharing a log cabin in May 2022, with one reporting that construction was already underway. | June 10, 2022 to July 5, 2022 | 25 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after commenters repeatedly proposed shared cabin residence, including one plan to reverse six losses by time travel. | May 23, 2022 to June 10, 2022 | 18 | out-mentioned by Jose Trevino | |
| Nestor Cortes Designated in April 2022 after commenters proposed shared occupancy of a cabin and described him as its rightful landlord. | May 9, 2022 to May 23, 2022 | 14 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated in April 2022 after five commenters declared the log cabin his following a strong Yankees game. | April 9, 2022 to May 9, 2022 | 30 | out-mentioned by Nestor Cortes | |
| Josh Donaldson Designated after four commenters proposed cabin cohabitation or ownership following his arrival with the Yankees in March 2022. | April 8, 2022 to April 9, 2022 | 1 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton | |
| Ben Rortvedt Designated after commenters anticipated him chopping firewood, then proposed nursing him back to health in the cabin following his injury. | March 21, 2022 to April 8, 2022 | 18 | out-mentioned by Josh Donaldson | |
| Luke Voit Designated as tenant of the cabin Greg Bird built, after commenters bid Luke farewell and thanked him for the lodging. | February 3, 2022 to March 21, 2022 | 46 | departed the Yankees | |
| Jasson Domínguez Designated after a commenter in January 2022 expressed a wish to see him in the cabin. | January 17, 2022 to February 3, 2022 | 17 | out-mentioned by Luke Voit |
20216 transfers · 3 Residents
| Resident | Term | Days | Disposition | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aaron Judge Designated after multiple commenters in late 2021 proposed cohabitation with him in a wooded cabin, including one wood-chopping scenario. | December 18, 2021 to January 17, 2022 | 30 | out-mentioned by Jasson Domínguez | |
| Luke Voit Designated after commenters in October 2021 repeatedly named him the boy, namesake, and lasting memory of the log cabin. | November 3, 2021 to December 18, 2021 | 45 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Aaron Judge Designated after two commenters in October 2021 proposed retreating to a woodland cabin with him, one citing firewood chopping. | October 30, 2021 to November 3, 2021 | 4 | out-mentioned by Luke Voit | |
| Luke Voit Designated after commenters offered him a permanent place in the cabin at the end of his 2021 Yankees season. | October 27, 2021 to October 30, 2021 | 3 | out-mentioned by Aaron Judge | |
| Giancarlo Stanton Designated after commenters requested a log cabin for number 27 and credited a bases-loaded swing to the cabin's giant. | September 25, 2021 to October 27, 2021 | 32 | out-mentioned by Luke Voit | |
![]() | Luke Voit Vacancy filled. | July 1, 2021 to September 25, 2021 | 86 | out-mentioned by Giancarlo Stanton |
Honors
Awarded after the fact by the same count. Ties go to the longer term.
Resident of the Season
| Season | Yankee | Weighted |
|---|---|---|
| 2026 (in progress) | George Lombard Jr. | 70 |
| 2025 | Cam Schlittler | 91 |
| 2024 | Giancarlo Stanton | 288 |
| 2023 | Aaron Judge | 76 |
| 2022 | Matt Carpenter | 382 |
| 2021 | Luke Voit | 468 |
Resident of the Month
2026
- Jan Cody Bellinger
- Feb Aaron Judge
- Mar Giancarlo Stanton
- Apr Giancarlo Stanton
- May Cam Schlittler
- Jun Ben Rice
- Jul Ben Rice
- Aug George Lombard Jr.
- Sep Anthony Volpe (in progress)
2025
- Jan Aaron Judge
- Feb Anthony Volpe
- Mar Max Fried
- Apr Ben Rice
- May Aaron Judge
- Jun Giancarlo Stanton
- Jul Cody Bellinger
- Aug Trent Grisham
- Sep Trent Grisham
- Oct Cam Schlittler
- Nov Giancarlo Stanton
- Dec Aaron Judge
2024
- Jan Juan Soto
- Feb Juan Soto
- Mar Juan Soto
- Apr Juan Soto
- May Alex Verdugo
- Jun Alex Verdugo
- Jul Ben Rice
- Aug Aaron Judge
- Sep Luke Weaver
- Oct Giancarlo Stanton
- Nov Juan Soto
- Dec Aaron Judge
2023
- Jan Tommy Kahnle
- Feb Carlos Rodón
- Mar Oswaldo Cabrera
- Apr Anthony Volpe
- May Aaron Judge
- Jun Clay Holmes
- Jul Carlos Rodón
- Aug Giancarlo Stanton
- Sep Jasson Domínguez
- Oct No designation
- Nov No designation
- Dec Gleyber Torres
2022
- Jan Jasson Domínguez
- Feb Luke Voit
- Mar Luke Voit
- Apr Giancarlo Stanton
- May Aaron Judge
- Jun Jose Trevino
- Jul Matt Carpenter
- Aug Oswaldo Cabrera
- Sep Aaron Judge
- Oct Harrison Bader
- Nov Aaron Judge
- Dec Carlos Rodón
2021
- Jul Luke Voit
- Aug Luke Voit
- Sep Giancarlo Stanton
- Oct Aaron Judge
- Nov Luke Voit
- Dec Aaron Judge
Evidence
Every comment in the current Window that bears on the standing above, quoted as written, with a link to the exhibit.
Will Warren 3 comments
Me In line at the will Warren log cabin....
Lies!
Warren to the Log Cabin tonight??
Spencer Jones 10 comments
Jones already has his keys to the cabin.
I WANT TO RENT A LOG CABIN WITH SPENCER JONES
Log cabin. Spencer Jones. Possibly sexual.
is it gay that i want him to knock on my log cabin door?
Me and Spencer Jones in a log cabin
I have this one fantasy of living in a log cabin with Spencer Jones...
Log cabin for me and Spencer Jones post haste
Spencer Jones, you are now the new owner of a log cabin.
Spencer Jones and me in a log cabin.
Incoming you and Jones log cabin story.
Anthony Volpe 7 comments
DOOMERS GET FUCKED. Volpe pick up your keys to the cabin.
Do you want to live in a log cabin in the woods with him?
Straight to the log cabin for you!
Long at bats, hard outs, pound balls in the zone...I'm gonna go build a log cabin.
Log Cabin is open for Fall ball fellas 🪵🍂
Get in here, Volpe!
A 5 RBI night for Anthony Volpe.
How many of you want to live with him in a log cabin now?
Holy shit. Volpe you’re in the log cabin
Cam Schlittler 5 comments
Cam can come to the log cabin
I want to live in a Log Cabin with Cameron John Schlittler
[Me getting my number to enter Cam Schlittler's log cabin](https://i.gifer.com/1nuW.gif)
Cam saying and doing as much as he can publicly under the circumstances.
Fuck I love that guy.
I'd rent a log cabin with that guy.
I want to live in a log cabin with Cam Schlittler.
Cody Bellinger 4 comments
He can have his own set of keys to the cabin.
Want to live in a log cabin in the woods with him?
I love Cody Bellinger. He’s always invited to the log cabin.
…sitting in the log cabin
George Lombard Jr. 3 comments
Prep the Log Cabin
Fine! He can come to the log cabin!

Lombard in the cabin.
David Bednar 1 comment
Me and Bednar in the log cabin
Aaron Judge 8 comments
I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with
Aaron Judge. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering
erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him
tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think
of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won’t be able to
climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we
will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that
second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back
to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other
will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief
missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal
with life without his one true platonic love.
I got a log if you got the cabin I’ll wear a judge jersey and stilts
Not knock on the door of your cabin with his log?
I’m ~~not~~ gay ~~but~~ I wish Judge would knock at the door of my log cabin. ~~Nothing~~ sexual.
FTFY
I’m not gay but I wish Judge would knock at the door of my log cabin. Nothing sexual.
I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering
erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge
Activate the log cabin
Ben Rice 2 comments
I'm not gay - but I want someone younger than me, due to the age gap - to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice.
I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him chopping wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jon. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.
Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Gerrit Cole 1 comment
Gerrit Cole and me in the log cabin.
Luis García Jr. 1 comment
Garcia Jr to the cabin.
Paul Goldschmidt 1 comment
What up! Paul Goldschmidt and me are two cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our log cabin! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you're fat, we expect you to find humor in the little things. Again, Nothing Sexual.
Tim Hill 1 comment
Tim Hill is invited to the log cabin
Comments without a determinable Resident 34 comments
Filed for completeness. The word appears; no single Yankee could be assigned, or the commenter withdrew the compliment.
He was building the log cabin
> a pound visit?
They're in Arizona, not the log cabin.
Bay is in the log cabin
I’m mostly joking. I think to guarantee that he lurks here, he’d have to make a log cabin reference
I like that the log cabin has evolved into just a big inclusive homoerotic cookout
Tell us more about this log cabin
These two gotta get in the log cabin already
I dunno how we're gonna fit all of the Yankees Homegrown into the log cabin tonight.
Fuck the patriots
Fuck altuve
Log cabin is back open
Save it for the log cabin
I thought Greg Bird was the log cabin.
A log cabin might cur eit
Log cabin with Judge and Jones
GET THAT MOTHER FUCKING LOG CABIN READY
Everyone in this thread needs to take a nice long weekend trip to the log cabin
u/HateMclouth, u/Masta0nion, u/RollofDuctTape, u/thediesel26, and the other old timers
The youngins don't know about how this sub wanting to live in a log cabin with Luke Voit and our other witticisms were [subject to a dissertation](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/j397bc/i_just_came_across_this_paper_submitted_at_a/) at a Korean university.
Every day they stray farther from the light.
LOG CABIN
We're building a big LOB cabin...
# In the Log Cabin with My Favorite Player: Appreciating Traditional American Masculinity Through Homoerotic Language in Baseball Fandom
“In the Log Cabin with My Favorite Player:
Appreciating Traditional American
Masculinity Through Homoerotic
Language in Baseball Fandom”LOL
Wells your invite to the cabin with the rest of the team is in jeopardy.
Need I remind everyone of our log cabin?
A new Yankee documentary:
Enter the Cabin…
Cody Bellinger can join me and Spencer in the cabin. NOTHING SEXUAL.
the log cabin is under rule by an extreme HOA
Yknow what if you’re built like Luke Voit too post a photo in a cabin
If those trade rumors ever came true, they might as well just turn me into a log. I would literally never leave the cabin.
I love log cabins
**SEX IN THE LOG CABIN TONIGHT!!!**
I don't think voluptuous is the word you're looking for, but this sub DOES spend a lot of time in the log cabin... so who the hell knows anymore
And become a Log Cabin Republican?
Everyone is invited to the log cabin tonight
Seriously considering adding on to the log cabin.
Log cabin. Now.
WTF is this?
1. The premise
Since at least 2018, users of r/NYYankees have expressed their highest regard for a player by stating that they are not gay, but would like to live in a log cabin with him. The Bureau takes no position on the first clause. The second clause is a matter of public record and is recorded here.
The phenomenon is documented in Hyerin Shin and Sue Hyun Jie, "In the Log Cabin with My Favorite Player: Appreciating Traditional American Masculinity Through Homoerotic Language in Baseball Fandom," American Studies 42-1 (Yonsei University). It is a serious paper. It is cited here as a real source because it is one.
2. The standard
Only Reddit comments decide the Resident. Every comment posted to r/NYYankees containing the word "cabin" is collected. Each one is read, with the comment it replies to and the post it sits under, and assigned to at most one current Yankee, or to none. A comment that withdraws the compliment ("he does not belong in the cabin") counts for no one.
The Resident is the Yankee with the most weighted mentions in the trailing 30 days, and holds the Cabin until another Yankee exceeds him. A quiet month evicts no one. A Resident who leaves the organization is removed the same day. Ties favor the incumbent.
Clutch Context: a comment posted during the postseason, or within 12 hours of the final out of a Yankees walk-off win or a win over a rival (Boston Red Sox, New York Mets, Houston Astros), is counted 10 times. No game places anyone in the Cabin by itself. A walk-off with no comments changes nothing.
3. Portraits
Each Portrait is an artist's impression produced by a machine that has never seen the Cabin and, in most cases, has never seen the man. It is given a written description taken from his official headshot, the one Cabin, the house flannel, and one prop drawn from the comments that designated him. Likeness varies. The Bureau labels every Portrait accordingly. The 2021 photograph of Luke Voit is the Founding Portrait and is preserved as found.
4. Provenance
The Register opened on July 1, 2021. The record covers 4,018 Cabin Comments from June 1, 2021 to September 24, 2026, of which 1,717 were assigned to a Yankee. There have been 97 terms held by 35 Residents.
The first edition of this site was posted to r/NYYankees on July 23, 2021 (exhibit) and identified Luke Voit as Resident by counting names in comments. One of the paper's authors replied to that post and asked whether a Resident of the month or season could be determined. This edition answers that request. The first edition is preserved unaltered as the 2021 exhibit.
Comments are quoted verbatim and linked. Nothing is edited. Comments containing slurs are counted and not displayed. Source code and data: GitHub. Records current as of 2026-09-26 17:06 UTC.
