The Yankees Log Cabin

The player the log cabin prophecy foretold.

About time Ben moved into the cabin.

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ben. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice and give him the sloppiest top imaginable.

# Ben rice is in the log cabin

BEN RICE IS COMING TO MY LOG CABIN

LOG. CABIN.

Motion to add Rice to the log cabin?

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ben. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Ben Rice can take me to a log cabin any day

Log cabin

BEN RICE GET IN MY LOG CABIN

I'm not gay - but I want someone younger than me, due to the age gap - to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice.

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ben Rice We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him chopping wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jon. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

To a cabin perhaps?

Alright Wells. You can drop by the log cabin.

Cam's log cabin gives me a stiff log to work with

I just suggested Sclhlitter for Log Cabin residency yesterday...i feel heard 💙 lol

It might be Log Cabin time...for Killa Cam

Lotta space for hardcore platonic love in the log cabin

Log cabin gonna be warm tonight!

Cam is in the log cabin: https://www.yankeeslogcabin.com/

Motion to add Cam to the log cabin?

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with cam schlittler. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to cam. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Cam can come to the log cabin

I want to live in a Log Cabin with Cameron John Schlittler

What happens in the cabin stays in the cabin

Me and Spencer in a log cabin

Jones already has his keys to the cabin.

I WANT TO RENT A LOG CABIN WITH SPENCER JONES

Log cabin. Spencer Jones. Possibly sexual.

is it gay that i want him to knock on my log cabin door?

Me and Spencer Jones in a log cabin

I have this one fantasy of living in a log cabin with Spencer Jones...

Log cabin for me and Spencer Jones post haste

Spencer Jones, you are now the new owner of a log cabin.

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with
Aaron Judge. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering
erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him
tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think
of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won’t be able to
climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we
will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that
second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back
to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other
will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief
missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal
with life without his one true platonic love.

I got a log if you got the cabin I’ll wear a judge jersey and stilts

Not knock on the door of your cabin with his log?

I’m ~~not~~ gay ~~but~~ I wish Judge would knock at the door of my log cabin. ~~Nothing~~ sexual.

FTFY

I’m not gay but I wish Judge would knock at the door of my log cabin. Nothing sexual.

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering
erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge

Activate the log cabin

DOOMERS GET FUCKED. Volpe pick up your keys to the cabin.

Do you want to live in a log cabin in the woods with him?

Straight to the log cabin for you!

Long at bats, hard outs, pound balls in the zone...I'm gonna go build a log cabin.

Log Cabin is open for Fall ball fellas 🪵🍂

Get in here, Volpe!

A 5 RBI night for Anthony Volpe.

How many of you want to live with him in a log cabin now?

Holy shit. Volpe you’re in the log cabin

Cody as always is in the log cabin.

He can have his own set of keys to the cabin.

Want to live in a log cabin in the woods with him?

I love Cody Bellinger. He’s always invited to the log cabin.

Prep the Log Cabin

Fine! He can come to the log cabin!


Lombard in the cabin.

Take a hit of the hopium bro. Have you even seen than man without a shirt? A god among men. Worthy of a log cabin.

I’m already preparing the Cabin fellas. Fire is just right. Just need Big G to come through with a massive Dong against the Sox.

Me and Bednar in the log cabin

Gerrit Cole and me in the log cabin.

Garcia Jr to the cabin.

Max Fried.

Log cabin.

Wow.

What up! Paul Goldschmidt and me are two cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our log cabin! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you're fat, we expect you to find humor in the little things. Again, Nothing Sexual.

Tim Hill is invited to the log cabin

Warren looking like a snack out the pen full platonic log cabin vibes